John Gorka for President

Ellen and I have been talking about the possibilities of a write-in campaign to elect John Gorka president.

I wanted to offer up several possible campaign slogans, all taken from John Gorka lyrics, of course, and starting with the most obvious:

• "I'm from New Jersey. Gorka '08"


• "Freedom for Freedom - Call That an Even Scheme. Vote Gorka!"


• "Fill Your Clothes with Keys and Damned Responsibilities. Gorka!"


• "Why is There a Fence for Every Open Range? Vote Gorka in 2008"


• "I am Good at Dreams -- I am Good at Dreams! Gorka for President"


• "It's a Good Noise That's Preferred. Sing with Gorka for President"


• "Just Trying to Get Close Enough to See the Face of Love. Gorka in 2008"


• "I Can't Make Up My Mind. Gorka for President 2008"


• "People My Age Have Started Looking Gross. Vote Gorka in '08."

Get your write-in ballots ready!