The Bluegrass Intelligencer

Finally, the Weekly World News has a bluegrass equivalent -- I mean, we've all been waiting for this, right? -- The Bluegrass Intelligencer.

Some of the current headlines:

Botched Exorcism Leaves Soul of Bruce Molsky in 13-Year-Old Girl

Red Stick Ramblers Quitting Music to Travel, Cook Full Time

New Mitchell Report on Performance-Enhancing Drugs Names Mountain Heart, Kentucky Thunder

Jim Mills Disappears in African Jungle Hunting Legendary Prewar Banjo

All the news that's fit to print and then some!